day 2- your crush
dearr alfred cashew joanusberg,
i love how thats not even your real name =P but its a damn good stripper name =] anyways, you’re a perfect guy. i can talk about how shitty my day was and you’ll have a joke that will cheer me up no matter what. its fucking crazy how you do it but just by typing the little asian happy face (^-^) can make me die for absolutely no reason whatsoever. thenn there are the 1928374650 million inside jokes we havee. there are the zombie jokes and then there are the stripper jokes. its never a dull moment.
aha then there was then black friday incident when you stayed up with me until 4am when i went out to get an xbox 360. ahaha then you told me about how awful call of duty games are and not gonna lie- i agree. ahaha black ops is so hard to beat!
&& you’re such a self confidence booster too. like when i showed you the GROSSEST photo of me you were like “no make up looks good Gabby” and i basically dropped my macbook in awe. i was like “WTFF. liar”.
lets not forget the constant stalking you do on mee. i mean you can absolutely guess perfectly what room im in my housee and never be wrong. =P
<3 barbra ;D